Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

Release Date:	2026, August 16
Directors:	Kasper Meltedhair
Cast:	Josh Christensen, David Nelson, Nicole Elyse, Del Worshim, Nicholas DeGideo, Eli Elliot, Kasper Meltedhair, Andy Heck Boyd, Bernadette Cuvalo, Newt Wallen, Lyndsie Jane Earle, Carrie Phillips

Overview:

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.